Q&A 243: What’s a favorite joke?

In Q & A, a weekly feature of Fantastic Fangirls, we ask our staff to tackle a simple question — then open the floor to comments.

Happy April Fools! What’s a favorite joke, prank, or gag?


ANIKA
Aeris learned this joke from a Baby-Sitters Little Sister book and it always makes me smile:

Aeris: Will you remember me tomorrow?
You: Yes.
Aeris: Will you remember me next week?
You: Yes!
Aeris: Will you remember me in five whole years?
You: I’ll always remember you.
Aeris: Knock knock.
You: Who’s there?
Aeris: You already forgot me!


SAM

If you want the non-NSFW version of my favorite joke, google Drawn Together and assume I laugh uproariously at basically anything you see. Which is true.

But I will never not love this classic:

Two men walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.

 

Gets me every time.

 


This week we’re also joined by a couple of guest fangirls (who are also funny people!) to share their favorite jokes.

BETH

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh–MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I was raised on a farm, so I know just how pushy cows actually are. Makes me giggle every time.

MIRANDA

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin said, “Boy, is it hot in here!” and the other muffin said, “Look! A talking muffin!”
From Deviantart user indigobunny

So what about you? What’s your favorite joke, prank, or gag?
  • A hamburger walks into a bar and places an order. The bartender looks him up and down and says, “Sorry, buddy. We don’t serve food in here.”

  • This is a visual joke, but I think I can describe it. You sing the “I’m A Little Teapot” song, but instead of making the spout, you put your hand on the opposite hip from the handle, while singing:

    I’m a little teapot
    Short and stout
    Here is my handle,
    Here is my –
    (Stop, look down, look back up with a shocked expression)
    Oh No! I’m a sugar bowl!