Total Sell-Out?: The Hobbit/Denny’s Tie-In

by Jessica

Almost ten years after the release of The Return of the King, Tolkien fans will finally be able to celebrate the release of The Hobbit in less than three weeks. Well, Part One of it, anyway. Director/Producer Peter Jackson’s decision to split the Lord of the Rings prequel first into two and then three films has caused much controversy among fans. An understandable concern is that Jackson is just selling out for a huge payoff—how could there possibly be enough material for three films from just one 320-page book? Personally, I’m withholding judgment until I actually see the movies. Although Warner Brothers undoubtedly had the billions of dollars the LOTR trilogy grossed in mind when they green-lit the third film, I really want to trust Peter Jackson, and I really want to believe that these three films are going to be incredible.

Alas, the splitting of the films is not the only thing that has fans running scared. In anticipation of the release of the first Hobbit film, An Unexpected Journey, there has been a string of seemingly questionable promotion deals, including the entire country of New Zealand and Microsoft. A lot of people are worried about some of these deals are compromising the integrity of Tolkien’s work, and I’m sure that the man himself would agree—I don’t even want to think about what his opinion would be of all this. Still, part of me is going, “THIS IS AWESOME.” And so in an attempt to resolve my mixed feelings about the marketing strategy for The Hobbit, I investigated another puzzling promotional partnership: a Denny’s Hobbit tie-in.

a photo of Jessica in front of Denny's Hobbit promotion sign

This promotion is designed for people like me: they have a colorful menu with graphics from the movie and dishes with names like “Bilbo’s Berry Smoothie” and “Shire Sausage Skillet” AND you get trading cards with your entrée. The concept is both painfully cheesy and devilishy clever—if I’m in the mood for quasi-diner food, I would probably choose the Waffle House over Denny’s if they didn’t have Hobbit-themed food. I went with a friend and we ordered “The Ring Burger” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt,” respectively. And the food was pretty much what you would expect from a Denny’s—greasy and mediocre.

a photograph of a turkey sandwich

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt:”Only a Wizard could dream up a sandwich this good.”

a photograph of a hamburger and onion rings

The Ring Burger: “Dwarves and Hobbits, dig in!”

a photograph of three packets of Hobbit trading cards

Will I ever get all 12 limited edition cards?!

Nevertheless, I still find myself greatly in favor of the whole Denny’s debacle, just because it’s so much fun. It’s fun because I love Tolkien and I get a kick out of seeing this menu printed up, it’s fun because I get to try and collect a set of trading cards, it’s fun because most of the diners neither know or care what a “Radagast” is, it’s fun because the manager clearly wishes he didn’t have people asking about trading cards as they pay their check, and it’s fun because you can sit with your friends and bask in the ridiculousness of it all. In my opinion, Warner Brothers definitely loses a lot of street-cred for allowing this deal to go through, but fans still come out winners. I mean, if you’re going to be going out for mid-grade restaurant food anyway, why not make the trip just a little more magical?

a photograph of Denny's Hobbit Tie-in Menu

You better believe I burgled this menu.

Geek to Chic: The Evolving Mainstream

Posted by Anika

Last Saturday my family, like many I know, went to our semi-local comic book store to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. In addition to picking up our free comics and War Machine heroclick, along with my pull for last week and a few trades and Heroclix booster packs, we had pizza and those Japanese sodas with the glass ball and hung out for a few hours enjoying a beautiful sunny day with hundreds of people just like us. Or at least a hundred people just like us and hundreds more who at least wanted some free comics. Because we were dressed like this:

I call this “What if Hit-Girl was raised by Black Widow?” and it features me as Natasha, as seen in the movie Iron Man 2, out this Friday, and my five-year-old daughter, Aeris, as Mindy, as seen in the movie Kick-Ass, in theaters now. A movie she’s not going to see for at least ten years but she loves the idea of a little girl who is a real superhero and at five that’s all she needs to know about it. Aeris was a huge hit. She doesn’t mind the spotlight and posed for many pictures, keeping her cool and her character the whole — long and hot! — afternoon. And, like all five-year-olds, she was excited to get her picture taken with Cinderella and Darth Vader.

As a family of comic book fans, to us Free Comic Book Day is a holiday. We had been preparing for the day for weeks and looking forward to it for longer. But it’s not just us. For the past few years Sarge’s Comics Etc. has been taking a big group picture of costumed fans that then goes on display for the year. According to Cinderella, when they started the tradition they had five people in the shot. Saturday there were about sixty of us, all ages and portraying a wide variety of characters from comic books, science fiction, fantasy, and anime. And according to the owner, some 2000 people had come by the store before 2:00PM. I know that the majority of my Twitter List were also participating in some kind of FCBD fun all across the country and it was trending in certain areas. On Friday it was a Google Entertainment News Top Story by virtue of this article in USA Today. With all the hoopla, especially coming as it does right in the midst of the summer comic blockbuster surge, you might think that comic books have arrived in the mainstream. I think it is more like the mainstream has become more “geek”.

A few weeks ago, purely by chance, I came across a magazine entitled Women of Marvel in Toys R Us. It was on a shelf alongside coloring books featuring Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Barbie. According to the cover it was “celebrating seven decades” of Marvel women and a quick flip-thru told me it was half old comics featuring Black Widow, She-Hulk, and various X-women, and half articles like “Bring on the Bad Girls!” and “America’s Next Top Mutant Model”. I was intrigued, but we didn’t find what we were looking for at the store so I put it back on the shelf. We next went to Wal-Mart (the only place selling How to Train Your Dragon merchandise) and on the off chance they might have it, I looked for Women of Marvel. They not only had it, they had a different cover featuring just Ms. Marvel (at Toys R Us it had been a group shot) so I decided it was meant to be and picked it up.

Now, I know Marvel has been promoting its Year of Women, so it makes sense they would have a magazine about that. It even makes sense to sell it at Toys R Us and Wal-Mart to entice new customers. Their choice of comics to include seems a bit mind-boggling at first. But She-Hulk has a relatively simple origin story, and with her co-starring role in the new Iron Man movie, Black Widow is almost obligatory at this point. And while the X-Men stories feature Lilandra, Rachel Summers, and Storm’s mohawk look (three things hard to explain to newbies) and highlight the dysfunctional mess that is Scott Summers’ marriage to Madelyne Pryor (also inexplicable), the point is Storm beat Cyclops for a leadership position and that is a good thing to celebrate in a magazine about women in comics. The articles are standard fare for the most part — an introduction to and history of Marvel women, a piece on female creators, an interview with Stan Lee’s Pepper Potts (Flo Steinberg), a discussion of Girl Comics, the aforementioned article on the villainesses, and a spotlight on Spider-Girl as the longest running female-headed title. The two on the X-Women are the most fun — the ANTM spoof and one called simply “X-Love”:

Everything you could possibly want to know about the many sordid affairs of the X-Men. Get the complete dish on the hookups, breakups and makeups of Marvel’s world famous mutants.

That’s where I realized my two separate worlds of fannishness variously represented by ifanboy and PopSugar were converging. And I think I have to give this magazine some props. It is trying to be a little bit different in its approach to getting women interested in comics. When Sigrid said she couldn’t watch Fringe because the science made her cringe, I said “Oh, no, no, no, it’s not about the science!” It’s not even about the science fiction. The best parts of Fringe are the interpersonal relationships. And so are the best parts of comics. Look at the current Big Thing at Marvel — Siege. Definitely the best parts of Siege for me have had nothing to do with the battle. It was the pillow talk in New Avengers 63, the brilliantly crafted Siege: Young Avengers, and the adorable Siege: Ms. Marvel Spider-Man. Maybe it’s girly of me . . . but all three of those comics were written by men. All stories are better if you care about the characters, right? And anyway, who cares if I’m girly, I’m a girl. A girl who likes comics. I’m not unique, there’s a lot of us, and if more girls knew big giant mainstream storylines sold under the very manly man umbrella of Siege could sometimes be described as “pillow talk” or “adorable” — and that’s OK! — I bet there’d be even more.

Back to X-Love. As I’ve mentioned before, my most favorite X-Men pairing is Polaris and Havok. Well this is what X-Love (written by Will Panzo) has to say about Lorna and Alex: “There’s nothing like a tumultuous love affair. History is full of couples who have ripped through their surroundings like a tornado. Lancelot and Guinevere. Sid and Nancy. Brad and Angelina.”

Lorna and Alex.

Best. Comparison. Ever. And, though probably not with intent, since Polaris and Brad are both listed first, that means Alex Summers is Angelina Jolie. Which is genius. She has a brother she’s sometimes fighting with, sometimes kissing “inappropriately” and a father she’s sometimes feuding with, sometimes trying to follow in his footsteps. She’s a do-gooder who’s personal life will always and forever bring her more attention and drama than anything else she accomplishes. Neither Alex nor Angie was ever going to be “normal” and both tried for a while, and failed, and finally decided to just live with the ups and downs and the public eye. I’ve always liked both and the idea they have anything in common just makes me happy. And here’s the thing, Brangelina — love them or hate them or wish they’d go away — they sell a lot of magazines and movie tickets. Why not comic books?

With the online explosion of Twitter and Facebook and all the others, being net-savvy is no longer reserved for geeks. We engage with our interests, whatever they are, in the way that used to be considered anti-social and is now considered social-networking. And as our interface moves from geeky to mainstream, so our definition of both shifts too. Soon the line between geeky and girly may be so faint you’ll need Hit-Girl’s night goggles or Black Widow’s spyware to see it.

All my pictures from Free Comic Book Day can be seen here. And Sarge’s has a huge gallery here.

Posted by Anika
email: anika@fantasticfangirls.org
twitter: magnetgirl

Fantastic Fangirls vs. the Girlfriend Lists

We started our Comic Book Club conversation about Strangers in Paradise yesterday, talking through our first impressions, including some of favorite and least favorite characters. Today, we continue by discussing the idea of SiP as a “gateway” comic.

Sigrid: Strangers in Paradise is one of those comics you always see on the Girlfriend Lists. You know. Those excruciatingly irritating, “How do I get my girlfriend to appreciate all my erudition on comic books so I can continue to get laid?” lists.

Ahem.

I, of course, mean to say, “How do I get my girlfriend to read comics?” Those lists. Anyway, SiP is always on those lists. Presumably because it is about women and relationships, not energy blasts. (I, personally, like my relationship comics to also be energy blast comics. This is why New Avengers is one of my favorite series of all time. Ditto Birds of Prey. Relationship stories and energy blast stories work very well together, thank you very much.) Yet . . . yet the plots of SiP tend to involve murder, the mob, contract killers, and alternate futures. How is this much different from Invincible, or Powers?

What do we think of the first volume of the Pocket edition as a gateway drug?

Anika: Okay, first of all, we should never compare comic books to drugs but certainly not in the context of asking someone we care about to give them a chance. No one outside of the comic book fandom or industry is going to appreciate the genre so long as those of us inside of it show so little pride in them. Suggesting a comic book to a loved one should be no different than suggesting a novel, a movie, an album, a television series, or even an opera or ballet. It should hinge entirely on what you want to share with them. It should not be phrased as sharing an addiction.

Second, if the idea is to get this person interested in New Avengers or Birds of Prey, I think Strangers in Paradise is a bad choice! Caroline and Jennifer both did not know how to read it; I only knew because it reminded me of manga. It would be like wanting to get someone into watching CSI with you by watching a Law and Order marathon. Sure, they are both crime dramas, but they are presented very differently. CSI is more serial and Law and Order self-contained. Your girlfriend would be confused by how colorful CSI is and how everything takes place in one week’s time — she would want to know where are the bom-boms that indicate a new scene? And even if she ended up absolutely loving Law and Order, that’s no guarantee she would have any interest in CSI — so when you ask her to watch NCIS, she’ll look at you funny, and when you bring out Fringe, well, you have no chance at all.

If you think your girlfriend will like Strangers in Paradise, share away. But not as a drug.

Jennifer: I agree with Anika. I’m not sure there is a “gateway drug” when it comes to comics, because the medium is so broad that interest in one thing won’t necessarily translate to interest in another. I love comics, but I didn’t love Strangers in Paradise; meanwhile, the friend I borrowed my copy from read and enjoyed almost all of SiP, but has never had an interest in reading any other comics. SiP is a great book to recommend to people who you think will like SiP, but I don’t think it — or any other one comic, for that matter — will necessarily lead to an interest in comics at large. And I’ll confess that I find myself somewhat bewildered by the “all girls like this!” reputation SiP has gotten. I’m pretty sure most of the fans of the book I’ve met have been men, and I think this conversation alone has proved that women don’t have monolithic tastes. Some girls will like it, just like some people will like anything, but I wouldn’t offer it as a blanket girlfriend recommendation.

That said, I’m not sure the first book alone is much to judge things on. I believe you, Sigrid, when you say that some of the issues I had with it are resolved over time, and I’d consider at least reading one more volume. I know it’s something you and a lot of other people love, and I don’t think that’s baseless! Besides, I did find Katchoo’s plot interesting, and I agree with those who mentioned the cop as a particularly intriguing thread. If nothing else, this book is a fascinating look at a writer/cartoonist coming into his own, which I think is useful for any comics fan.

Caroline: I feel like this ‘gateway’ question — and the issue of who recommends the book to whom, and why — is a good one to throw out to our readership.

My cynical explanation is that this book makes the Girlfriend Lists because it’s a comic that comes easily to mind, which has women in prominent roles. There are also plenty of other comics with women in prominent roles, but I would venture a guess that the people asking for “Girlfriend” lists don’t know what they are — except maybe Birds of Prey or Wonder Woman — because that’s not what they pay attention to when they read and discuss most comics. And yes, there’s a cynical explanation for my cynical explanation: the role of female characters in “mainstream” comics is a frequent topic of discussion on Fantastic Fangirls. And I’ve never actually seen, “Go read what some of the actual women who write about comics write about when you’re not demanding that they make Girlfriend Lists” as an answer to unraveling the mystery of What Women Want in Their Comics. But, readers, if you run into that question, feel free to send your friends our way!

But none of that has anything to do with SiP — which I really did enjoy, and will probably read more of when I can get my hands on it. I know that different women have different reasons for liking the books they like, but the fact that there are female protagonists definitely factors into my enjoyment of this book. This is particularly true in the crime-related plots. In substance, though not in tone, Katchoo’s story in the second volume isn’t that different from what you’d see in an arc of Ed Brubaker’s Criminal. But instead of involving one femme fatale and a bunch of men double-crossing each other, most of the players here are women. David, the only significant male (besides the cop), is the traitorous spy in the house of love. That’s pretty cool, now that I think about it. But I’m pretty sure I’m only paying attention to the role reversals because I’ve absorbed so much hard-boiled crime fiction in my life — and that’s not “supposed to be” for women, either. It gets messy when readers won’t stay in their designated boxes, doesn’t it? Messy, but much more fun.

Let me throw the question back at Sigrid, and then I think we can wrap up. Have you tried Strangers as a gateway comic, and if so, what’s it a gateway to? What kind of readers does it seem to click with, and why do you think that is?

Sigrid: My partner, J, has read about six comic book series or graphic novels, ever. (She’s started a lot more, but keeps stopping because “it would be so much easier if the stories didn’t have those distracting pictures in the way.”) J has read Maus, Fun Home, Strangers in Paradise, Sandman, Y: The Last Man, and Order of the Stick. Does anything strike you as familiar about that list? Does it not look a lot like the Girlfriend Lists? I asked J how it was she got through those comics, and not others. She replied, “The stories are quite good. And the art isn’t complicated. They don’t do weird things with the panels, except for Sandman, and I had trouble with that. Those comics do a lot of the storytelling with text, which is easier to read. And except for Sandman, they have the same artist all the way through, so I could recognize the characters.”

Food for thought.

Caroline: And that’s funny to me because one of the things I kept thinking reading SiP was (as much as I love Terry Moore’s art), “Why are there so many words?” Including a whole chapter of text, in fact, which is one thing we didn’t even touch on.

But that’s enough from us. I’d love to get some comments from the gallery. Readers, has somebody (besides us) recommended SiP to you? Have you recommended it to others, and if so what was your thought process? How did you sell it? Do you have any thoughts on Girlfriend Lists? How different is SiP from “mainstream” comics? In what ways are they alike?

Strangers in Paradise Book Discussion

For our first installment of the Fantastic Fangirls (Comic) Book Club, the four of us decided to read Strangers in Paradise, Pocket Book 1, written and drawn by Terry Moore.

If you want to get a jump on our next book club, we’ll be reading the first volume of the manga series Ghost in the Shell. We’ve decided the book club will be bi-monthly — to give us all time to read other things! — so we’ll get that discussion underway toward the beginning of June. More details will be forthcoming.

Today, though, we’re going to start our discussion of Strangers in Paradise which we’ll sometimes just call SiP), by sharing an email exchange that took place among the Fantastic Fangirls’ staff. This is a starting point for whatever our readers would like to say about the book. In the comments, feel free to address any of the points that came up in our discussion, or raise a topic/question of your own.

Since we had so much to say, the discussion will be broken into two days. Today we’re focusing on the substance of the book, and tomorrow we’ll address a few topics about comics in general that the discussion ended up raising. Enjoy!

Caroline: Hi fangirls! I had a hard time figuring out how to begin this discussion of Strangers in Paradise. I finally decided to start by talking about this difficulty, because I think that’s related to my overall experience with the book.

Let me explain.

More behind the cut. . .spoilers for SiP Pocket Book 1, only

The Heroclick Age

Posted by Anika

This week Marvel Comics released a promotional image of their upcoming return to the Heroic Age.

It is, in my opinion, a highly marketed image. Meaning I bet it has less to do with the actual line-up of the New New Avengers Throwback Team, and a lot to do with getting us all talking about What Might Happen in May. My practical side believes this. My in-love-with-the-current-New-Avengers side doesn’t like that picture at all. Of nine characters only two are on MY team.

I don’t make Heroclix teams with winning in mind. For instance, in a game I recently played, the parameters were simple: 6 characters, 600 points, my team made up of Marvel characters only — my husband Christian would counter with DC. I build teams with characters I like best so mine was made up of Ms. Marvel, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones … and I had 49 points left over. Well, Veteran Havok from the Mutant Mayhem set is 44 points so Alex Summers got to hang out with the Avengers for a bit. We decided on a scenario where all but one of the team was imprisoned and needed to be released before joining the fray, so I gave Havok that job. Which made me imagine it as a comic:

    The Avengers are imprisoned on an alien space station and only Captain of the Starjammers HAVOK can save them! Don’t miss this one-shot crossover event written by Jeff Parker with art by Paul Pelletier! AVENGERS: LOCKDOWN available February.

Okay, it’s funny to me. I bet my other Fangirls would be all over that! Actually, it is a space story even I could get excited about (Dear Marvel — let’s get on this!). And that is why Heroclix is so fun, win or lose.

But I do win sometimes. In the above scenario I not only won, all but one of my team (you guessed it, Havok) was still standing at the end. Now, my Ms. Marvel is widely regarded as the second-best figure in play (first place goes to Skrull Ms. Marvel, but I would never choose to play a Skrull over the real thing) so, in theory, I had the advantage. Coupled with Iron Man, they are a deadly duo and with Spidey and Jess backing them up with Perplex (+1 to attack, damage, defense or movement) they made short work of Christian’s (in this particular case admittedly thrown together) team.

So he wanted a rematch, except upping the ante. He’d play a themed team, too, and chose the Dark JLA (like the Dark Avengers but in the DCU). DC characters generally have higher point values than Marvel characters and especially to build a team made up of the Dark cousins of Superman or Wonder Woman required more points. So, 1000 points, no character limit, I’m still Marvel and he’s still DC. His Dark JLA was led by Lex Luthor (Batman), Mary Marvel (Wonder Woman), and Black Adam (Superman). I kept my winning team and added Polaris (Havok appreciated it) and all five Stepford Cuckoos. My reasoning was I love the Cuckoos and I hardly ever get to play all five together because I hardly ever get to play a game with such a high point value. But if you know anything about Heroclix you know that five Cuckoos, in theory, is another big advantage.

X-Men: Gossip Girl, featuring the Stepford Cuckoos

Let me explain. At the end of the day you can build the winningest team possible and still lose because of a few bad dice rolls. Which makes characters with the Probability Control ability (re-roll one die roll each turn) very attractive. My husband runs the Scarlet Witch whenever he plays a Marvel or mixed team because she is his favorite Marvel heroine and she has Probability Control. So do the Cuckoos. So properly positioned, my team could get to re-roll bad rolls four times each turn (my fifth Cuckoo, Esme, does not have Probability Control; she is more of a Mini-Emma Frost, powers wise, and actually didn’t do much more than follow Iron Man around just in case he needed someone to take a hit for him). My Cuckoos could also force my husband to re-roll good (for him!) rolls four times each turn. So, yes, that’s an advantage.

This time, Christian went after Ms. Marvel with a vengeance and even her Leap Climbing boyfriend (Peter Parker) couldn’t save her from being knocked out. But it all came down to the rolls of the dice and my Cuckoos helped the team fight back without her and again I was victorious. But this post isn’t meant to be about how I win (and for the record, I get beat 2/3 of the time). It is about how I play.

I play the characters over the abilities. My Havok will always, always jump in front of Polaris if she is set up to be hit, regardless of how many clicks of life either has. My Spider-Man loves to run (swing!) into danger. My Iron Man and Ms. Marvel are aggressive (Avengers Assemble!) while my Magneto hangs back (to pontificate on Mutant Rights and Moral Superiority). And my Batman is constantly leaving teammates behind to take a hit for him, believing, usually rightly, that he is the more valuable piece. But he’s a real jerk about it.

And my in-character moments are not limited to actions I can control. Mystique has the ability to Shapechange, which allows her player a roll whenever she is targeted; on a 5 or 6 the attack cannot be made. In one memorable encounter my Luke Cage moved in to attack Mystique, Christian cried out that she transformed into Jessica Jones — but he missed the roll and Luke saw through the disguise declaring he knows his woman, woman!. My next attack came from Carol, but she has Severe Mystique Issues and this time Christian made the roll, saying she transformed into whoever Carol is in love with. I told him she could stay Jessica and ran Carol off to attack someone else.

The end result of all this is no matter who wins or how the game plays out, it makes for a fun story and that makes for a fun game. And sometimes the story is so fun it turns into a Comic I Wish I Could Read, like the above idea starring the Starjammers and the Avengers. Imagine if our favorite industry creators played a game and based the plot of their next comic on the outcome. I mean, sometimes I read an issue and think that is the only explanation! But it wouldn’t bother me if it was true; it would make me happy. Everyone’s creative process is different. People, professional or not, are inspired by music, art, hair styles, news feeds, rain clouds, toddlers’ mispronunciations, Twitter feeds, LOLcats, boots, condensation on a glass, celebrities, neighbors, movies, quotes, umbrellas, bus stops, reality, fantasy, comic books and board games. And everything in between. My interaction with comic books is not limited to the solicitations from Diamond each month — comic book culture is much broader and more interactive than one traditionally thinks. So whatever the final line-up of the New New Avengers Throwback Team actually is, I can play my own line-up of the characters I love best, and I can make up their stories. And just as Peter Parker is now a mainstay on my Avengers team (thank you, Brian Bendis), and sometimes gets to date Carol Danvers (thank you, Brian Reed), I expect the New Heroic Age, no matter how it enfolds, will inspire me, too.

Posted by Anika
email: anika@fantasticfangirls.org
twitter: magnetgirl

A Very X-Men Vacation

Greetings from San Francisco!

As most of you know from Sigrid and Anika’s excellent posts, we (Caroline and Jennifer, as well as Fantastic Fangirls friend and frequent commenter Margot) visited San Francisco last week. While the vacation destination was not entirely chosen based on the city’s recent appearances in X-Men comics, we’d be lying if we said that such serendipity didn’t cause us to act, well… a bit geeky.

For instance, we couldn’t help noticing a few X-Men landmarks:

Like the Golden Gate Bridge, used in many iconic images, which Magneto saw fit to use creatively as a means of transportation in X-3: The Last Stand. For the record, it isn’t actually very long, and probably could not have been made to stretch from the shore to Alcatraz.

Speaking of Alcatraz, here’s the island in all its glory. On top of its use as Worthington corporate headquarters for the distribution of the cure in X-3 (something I doubt the San Francisco tourism board would have been pleased about, much less history buffs), it’s also been used in comics recently as H.A.M.M.E.R. base west, site of Norman Osborn’s creepy experiments. Basically, it’s a shady place, and suitably spooky. (Luckily, we weren’t dragged away for experimentation. Or were we?)

There’s a picture of some bison. And this:

Is a tree. It might seem like an odd sightseeing choice, but then again, it was a pretty odd choice when Warren Ellis had Wolverine sleep in one of these bison-adjacent trees in Astonishing X-Men.

In reality, unfortunately, the bison don’t actually live in the Japanese Tea Garden. If they did, we wouldn’t have had to make quite such a trek across the park. It was worth it, though, to learn that the animals are maintained by “Volunteers of the Watchbison Committee,” which raises the inevitable question: Who Watches the Watchbison? (If only we knew how to say that in Latin!)

We also saw Northstar’s favorite part of the city:

And one of the world’s most famous intersections:

(Rogue is a fan.)

Finally, we gazed out across the bay into the area where we can only imagine the current mutant nation of Utopia is located:

But beyond the obvious landmarks, it seems like the X-Men have left their mark on the city.

In Golden Gate Park,

In a store in Haight-Ashbury,

In a bathroom on Pier 45,

And in the fabulous Isotope Comics!

Individual X-Men also weren’t neglected.

(I guess Jean Grey could be Irish…)

Mr. Summers’ favorite street.

And a World War II submarine, where Cyclops’ ancestor may have been commanding officer.

Finally, we couldn’t help getting some ideas for future storylines.

For instance, who wouldn’t want to see our favorite heroes zipping around Fisherman’s Wharf in these “Go-Cars”? The future is here. (Though I’m pretty sure Professor X had one of these years ago.)

And if Namor is currently living with the X-Men in San Francisco, and he can command sea life, wouldn’t it be awesome if he commanded the sea lions on Pier 39 to attack the X-Men’s adversaries? Harassment of sea lions is a federal crime! Can you imagine the moment, in the Mayor’s office, where Cyclops has to explain that one?

Unfortunately, we didn’t stay long enough in San Francisco to witness any epic battles between our mutant friends and the world that hates and fears them. Maybe next time. . .

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Speaking of next time, it’s Thanksgiving in the U.S. this week, so we Fangirls will all be spending time with our families. That means no new Q&A this week. But we’ll be back next Tuesday, with a special Q&A #50. We hope you all will join us, and we wish a very happy holiday to those who celebrate!

Of Battles and Biographies

Posted by Anika

It is a perfect day for an outdoor wedding. The skies are clear and the garden full of super-powered friends of both the bride and the groom. The wedding was rushed into and there are not just jitters but legitimate doubts on both sides, but the sun is shining and the bride is beautiful as she walks down the aisle. Then, suddenly, everything falls apart, a battle breaks out, and the day becomes memorable for a reason unrelated to ceremony, though steeped in love.

This could be the plot for Teen Titans #100 which features the ill-fated wedding of Dick Grayson (Nightwing) and Koriand’r (Starfire), or Uncanny X-Men #426 which features the equally ill-fated wedding of Alex Summers (Havok) and Lorna Dane (Polaris) — but in point of fact it is the plot for Battle of the Wedding Disasters, a Heroclix scenario I play with my husband, which features both.

The teams are evenly matched. The game is played in points, each team adding up to an agreed-upon number, usually somewhere between 200 and 500, but up to 1000 or more. On the DC side, Nightwing and Starfire are joined by the rest of the Titans and Dick’s mentor Bruce Wayne (Batman). For Marvel, the extended Summers family and Lorna’s questionable relations Magneto, The Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver support the wedding couple. This leads to an exciting match up between two speedsters, The Flash and Quicksilver, and pits the dark magics of Raven against the chaos magics of The Scarlet Witch. Batman and Nightwing jump into the bushes, effectively becoming invisible, and only Polaris or Magneto can hit them without risking their close-combat advantage. The brides are evenly matched, each doing four damage to their opponents in one hit. Starfire’s aggressive starbolts take out Havok; Polaris responds with a magnetic pulse wave that knocks out Nightwing. The Titans gang up on Magneto, taking out the most powerful figure in play. Emma Frost attempts to win Beast Boy to her side with mind control while Jean Grey hangs back playing medic and wonders why Emma was invited to this wedding anyway. Hours into play, both Polaris and Starfire are nearing their last click of life and are down to just one supporter on each side: Batman, still in hiding, and Cable, who is tough to down. With Batman’s help to make Cable vulnerable Starfire knocks him out. DC now has the advantage both in mechanics and points, but if Polaris makes her hit she can take out Starfire and win the scenario (knock out the wedding couple) if not the game. The future happiness of the couples now hinges on one roll of the dice.

There are two main types of people who play Heroclix: the Lovers and the Fighters. Fighters are primarily gamers. They also play Horror Clix, Warhammer, and Halo Action Clix and when they create their team the goal is to win. They don’t necessarily know the characters’ back stories. They don’t really care about the characters’ back stories. What matters is the abilities and how to use them. Fighters don’t collect characters, they collect figures.

Lovers are primarily comic book fans. They collect their favorite characters in order to play their own perfect team of X-Men, Avengers, or Masters of Evil, or, better yet, mix and match across industry lines because a team up of Cassandra Cain and Laura Kinney would make the world a brighter place. Or contrarily to pit the titans of Marvel and DC against each other – how many comic fans have always wanted to see a cage match between Batman and Wolverine? Well, what if Batgirl offered to coach Logan and Metal-Manipulator Polaris fell under the spell of Bruce Wayne – would the outcome change? The possibilities are endless and to the Lovers it is more about the story than the game. Lovers are competitive, they like to win, but they are in the game for the characters. I fall into this category. In my collection I have every figure of my most favorite characters and I do not have any character I don’t have some affection for. I prefer to play scenarios like “Battle of the Wedding Disasters” over straight battles.

In the summer of 2003 I started playing Heroclix. At the time I had not read a comic in about five years. Growing up I’d always read my brothers’ comics and while I meant to keep up with my favorite titles when I went to university, eventually they were budgeted out. I graduated, entered the workforce, married, had a child and bought a house. I was a grown up and I thought comic books were my past. Then one night my husband’s gaming group brought over examples of a new tabletop strategy game: Heroclix. I paid little attention to their explanation of the rules but I was enamored of Logan.



That summer my husband started playing competitively. At first I simply collected the figures but I would accompany Christian to the venues – various comic book stores. He would play for an hour or more so I started browsing. One comic caught my eye and dragged me back into comic book fandom: New X-Men #148. I’d little idea what was going on in X-canon at the time, hadn’t read a word of Morrison’s lauded and controversial run, but here was a comic featuring Logan and Jean Grey alone on an asteroid hurtling into the sun. And years after I’d given up on comic books almost entirely it was as if they’d written an issue specifically for me. I started following both the X-Men and the Avengers comics and in addition to collecting, I started competing in Heroclix. I like Heroclix because I love comics but I only remembered I love comics because I was introduced to Heroclix.

The world of comic book fandom has opened up in recent years. With the renewed success of the movie franchises, the rise of video game tie-ins, and the boom in community that grew out of the internet, comic book fans new and old have more outlets available to them. Sometimes there are grumbles from the oldest fans, but anything that draws enthusiasm to comics is good for the industry. The company behind Heroclix now includes cards with each figure. The card not only details the character’s abilities, but gives a brief biography and indicates a comic book issue that defines the hero. Now even Fighters can learn who the characters are.

Meanwhile, back at the wedding, Polaris’ last ditch effort succeeds and Starfire is out of the game. Still at full power and still basically invisible, Batman has the odds on his side and Polaris surrenders. The game can be said to be a draw, but for us it wasn’t about the points or the outcome. It was about how the game went and therefore how the story went, it was about the characters and the moments. That’s why I play Heroclix and that’s why I read comics.

Here are a few of my favorite clix