New Staff Announcement

Hello!

As mentioned a few weeks back, this is a time of transition for Fantastic Fangirls. I’m pleased to announce that we have three new Staff Writers, Ali, Sam and Sara!

Ali lives in Brooklyn with her adorably blind kitten, Minerva. When she’s not reading comics, talking about comics, or tweeting about comics, Ali spends her free time mixing or drinking cocktails, playing Lead for the Plainfield Curling Club, and watching old episodes of Supernatural and Gilmore Girls. She writes somewhat regularly for iFanboy.com, Book Riot, and her personal blog with the goal of becoming Lois Lane or Bridget Jones or Amy Sherman-Palladino. If Ali could have any superpower in the world it would be telekinesis, because even if she had super-speed, she’d still always be late. Her superhero boyfriends are Thor, Captain America, and Wally West, but she would most like to hang out with her super BFF Stephanie Brown. Ali’s favorite stories are about true love and high adventure.

Sam is a recovering lawyer in her early 30s. She considers it her life’s goal to see every lesbian(ish) movie ever made, even the bad ones. There are a lot of bad ones. She has a strong critical theory background that she got from studying Women’s Studies as an undergrad, which she honed in law school. She’s written about everything from Bollywood romantic comedies to monogendered aliens in the Mass Effect video games, and she has been known to livetweet (@retconning) her viewings of Pretty Little Liars. Her beloved dog is named Ollie (after Queen) despite being a female, because Sam thinks traditional gender norms are kind of annoying. She is an unapologetic anglophile, and has, since the age of six, secretly dreamed of being the reincarnation of King Arthur. She’s willing to settle for being Renee Montoya’s sidekick.

Sara is a 22-year-old recent college graduate and an aspiring doctor. She is absurdly proud of being from Brooklyn. Her parents are from Syria, making her fluent in English, Arabic, and Sarcasm. Sara has a twin sister, Yara, and together, they have made it their mission in life to wreak havoc wherever they go. So far, they’ve been fairly successful. If Sara were ever to be immortalized in comics, she would want it to be as part of the Batfamily. Her real aspiration is to be the Robin Beyond to Terry McGinnis’ Batman, who she has wanted to marry ever since she saw him at the ripe age of eleven. Her least favorite smell is that of moldy sponge and she is deathly afraid of cockroaches. Her favorite food is chicken shwarma and loves secondhand bookstores.

In addition we welcome two Guest Bloggers, Gabby and Jessica, who will be contributing essays and filling in on Q&As and book club irregularly.

Gabby is a 23 year old social worker in the making. Her bachelor’s in psychology gives her an edge in absolutely nothing, ever. As a francophone Eastern Canadian, her friends are her family and her family members are her friends, and that’s pretty much how she goes about everything in life. She is particularly obsessed with TV shows that make her pause and cover her face with her hands (i.e. a HUGE range of what’s on and what was on television). Incidentally, she found a lot more of her kind on twitter (@GloryisBen), where she geeks out and livetweets about TV on a regular basis. Her love of the small screen translated to comics when she started reading Buffy Season 8, and now she can’t get enough of the New Avengers. As a Smallville fan turned Superman fan, some days, she wishes he would save her, but most days, she just does it herself.

Jessica is 21 years old and getting ready to start her senior year of college, and thus is pretty much freaking out about everything. Being a triple major in English, Theater, and Classical Civilization, she doesn’t have a plan, or any job prospects, or, you know, hope for any type of decent career, but one thing that is sure to stay constant is her love of geekdom. This love blossomed many years ago when she first read Harry Potter whilst hiding in a closet, but since then has grown to encompass all manner of things. She’s written about many of them during her time as an editor on the student newspaper or on her fledgling blog where she confesses all her geeky secrets. Well, some of her geeky secrets, anyway. She hails from the Southland, from deep within the valley of East Tennessee, but spends most the year toiling away at a quaint liberal arts college in Connecticut.

Please join us in welcoming them all on board!

Contest! ParaNorman

Have you ever considered what you would do in the event of a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? Zombies, like vampires, werewolves, and other paranormal creatures, have invaded pop culture — and our collective imagination.

To help you prepare for the seemingly inevitable outbreak, or at least enjoy wondering about it, Focus Features will provide one lucky fan with a ParaNorman Prize Pack.

$25 Visa Gift Card for a night at the movies
Adult T-Shirt
Keychain
Notebook
Slippers
Toothbrush
Backpack

How do you win? Submit a picture of SOMETHING SCARY. It’s up to you how to define scary but here’s the judge:

Can you impress her?

Guidelines
Images may be photographs or drawings. Please stick to the PG rating of the film and they must be “safe for work”. Comment with your image below, email to anika@fantasticfangirls.org, or tweet to @fantasticfans. The contest will run for one week; entries must be received by 6PM EST Wednesday, August 22, 2012 and the winner will be announced Thursday, August 23, 2012. Good luck and HAVE FUN.

About the Film
The new 3D stop-motion comedy thriller from animation company LAIKA, reteaming the company with Focus Features after the groundbreaking Academy Award-nominated Coraline. ParaNorman is, following Coraline, the company’s second stop-motion animated feature to be made in 3D.

In ParaNorman, a small town comes under siege by zombies. Who can it call? Only misunderstood local boy Norman (Kodi Smit-McPhee), who is able to speak with the dead. In addition to the zombies, he’ll have to take on ghosts, witches and, worst, of all, grown-ups, to save his town from a centuries-old curse. But this young ghoul whisperer may find his paranormal activities pushed to their otherworldly limits.

Starring
Kodi Smit-McPhee, Casey Affleck, Anna Kendrick, John Goodman, Leslie Mann, Jeff Garlin, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Elaine Strich, Tempestt Bledsoe, Bernard Hill, Alex Borstein, Tucker Albrizzi

Directed By Sam Fell and Chris Butler
Written By Chris Butler
Screenplay By Chris Butler
Produced By Arianne Sutner and Travis Knight

Rated PG

Paranorman opens this Friday across the US.

Q&A #167: Would you rather be a Phoenix host, Lantern Corps member, or member of the Bat family?

In Q & A, a weekly feature of Fantastic Fangirls, we ask our staff to tackle a simple question — then open the floor to comments.

Would you rather be a Phoenix host, Lantern Corps member, or member of the Bat family?


Anika

I like how this is “would you rather”. And that it boils down to would you rather be accosted by aliens or Batman? Inevitably, I choose Batman. I don’t know much about the Lanterns but in what I’ve encountered they seem kind of corporate and/or similar to the Jedi Council and lest we forget, I support Anakin in that battle. Which makes me sound like an obvious fit for a Phoenix host and I wouldn’t argue… but I would rather be Batman. The Bats do their own thing. I don’t want to be taken over by the Phoenix and I don’t want to give in to the Lanterns.

But I would choose to be a Spider.


Caroline

I never remember which of the Lantern Corps is which, but flying through space, wielding great constructive power, with a relatively small chance of losing my mind and devouring a planet seems like the way to go. Plus, being a Lantern, you’ve got a team to back you up.


Sigrid

Well.

That kinda depends.

My survival rate is much better as a Batclan member.

But as a Phoenix host I could do so much awesome stuff! (Witness the current AvX storyline. Turning deserts into farmland. Smiting bigots. Establishing Hell on Earth in order to torture superheroes who don’t agree with you.)

(Okay, wait, maybe that last part is a bit of a drawback.)

(A bit.)

(I’m not saying I would establish a Hell on Earth and put, say, prominent political and religious figures there, or anything.)

(They already believe in Hell, right? Not my fault if they believe in it.)

(Just sayin’.)

Okay, maybe it would be better for everyone if I were a member of the Bat-family. As long as I don’t ever have to talk to Batman, we’ll be just fine.


So what about you? Would you rather be a Phoenix host, Lantern Corps member, or member of the Bat family?

Fantastic Fangirls Call for Staff Writers

Changes are afoot here at Fantastic Fangirls, changes of an exciting nature!

We recently marked the departure of Jennifer Margret Smith to her new job at Marvel Comics. Congratulations, again, Jennifer! This shift in staffing has provided an opportunity for us to examine our organization and its goals. The time has come to expand Fantastic Fangirls.

Fantastic Fangirls is soliciting applications for both new Staff Writers and Guest Bloggers. Both Staff Writers and Guest Bloggers must be women — cis, trans, or something more complicated — who are enthusiastic about some aspect of comics. In addition, the duties of each are as follows:

Staff Writer duties:

+ contribute one essay per month
+ contribute at least twice a month to weekly Q&A
+ be available for 4-6 Skype calls a year for podcasts
+ contribute to 4-6 book clubs, round-robins, or other group posts per year
+ edit and proofread all of one’s own work
+ read and respond to comments on one’s posts

Guest Writer duties:

+ mail pitch to Editor with concept, 2-3 sample paragraphs, and intentions
+ write essay
+ edit and proofread essay
+ be available to read and respond to comments on the day of posting
+ may be asked to participate in podcasts, book clubs, or round robins

If you are interested, please send your application to sigrid@fantasticfangirls.org with the following information:

Legal Name: Your actual legal name, please.
Demographic Information: We’d like to know any demographic information that you feel is important, such as:
ethnicity, race, gender, orientation, ability, etc.
Work Sample: This can be attached essays, links to your blogs, or other ways you can share your writing.
Relevant Work Experience: Have you done podcasting? Do you manage a group Tumblr? Have you written book reviews? Are you a veteran cosplayer? Do you run conventions? Tell us about your experience working in or discussing geek culture.
Sample Q&A Questions:
Favorite Star Trek captain?
What was your first fandom?
What dream comic do you pine to read someday?

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Please feel free to link this, tweet it, or send it to people you feel would be a good fit for Fantastic Fangirls. If you have any questions, email Sigrid at sigrid@fantasticfangirls.org.

Q&A #166: What comic book character should do infomercials?

In Q & A, a weekly feature of Fantastic Fangirls, we ask our staff to tackle a simple question — then open the floor to comments.

What comic book character should do infomercials?


Anika

When I think of infomercials, I think of 1) crazy inventions no one needs, and 2) pseudo-celebrities trying to retain or regain relevance.

Edgar Wright is making an Ant-Man film. It could be coming as soon as 2014. I’m not going to pass judgement on a story that hasn’t even begun filming but there better be robots. In any case it remains to be seen if Hank Pym deserves a feature film. But a 30-minute infomercial, sure.


Caroline

The Scarlet Witch’s Psychic Hotline.

Wanda can’t exactly tell the future — with so many possible timelines, nobody can do that. Even Layla Miller turned out to be cheating.

Nonetheless, Wanda Maximoff is extremely attuned to the forces of chaos, and if you call her 900 number and chat with her a bit, she can provide useful insight into where your path may lead. Try to call on a day when special guests Longshot or Domino are in the studio. Their special luck powers just might give chaos a nudge in the right direction.

All proceeds go to the support of Wundagoren orphans, and the rehabilitation of former supervillains.


Sigrid

Well, I don’t know about should. But I remember somewhat fondly the Susan Powter late night infomercials of the college years, and 20-year-old-me would be hilariously amused by Starfire, of the Teen Titans, doing a wellness-fitness-love-yourself-sexuality infomercial at 1:30 a.m.

Pre-DCnU Kory, that is. You know, the confident, self-assured, alien warrior.


So what about you? What comic book character should do infomercials?

Two Girls and a Bat: The Dark Knight Rises

This post contains spoilers for Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy.

Anika: I had low to no expectations going into this film. I love Batman Begins but I have a lot of issues with The Dark Knight and nothing about the previews enticed me. I don’t like Catwoman and I worried about a lot of superfluous characters getting in the way of the story I wanted to watch: The Revenge of Talia al Ghul. I spent most of the build up to the premiere trying to convince myself that I didn’t care, but two days before the movie opened I realized it wasn’t working. I really, really, really wanted to watch The Revenge of Talia al Ghul.

In that, I’m happy. Her plot could have been handled better — simply introducing Miranda Tate in the second film would have helped — but her characterization was spot on. Plus I actually loved Anne Hathaway’s Selina, none of the many characters came off superfluous, and watching this third installment made me appreciate the trilogy more. Especially what it has to say about Bruce Wayne, and about Batman. I loved the ending. But I’m still processing my thoughts and feelings about all the rest.

Caroline: I’m not sure what I was expecting going into The Dark Knight Rises. . .and I’m still not sure what I watched, so I guess that’s fitting.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the recent wave of superhero movies. I recently dug up the journal I was keeping when I first watched Batman Begins, and it reminded me how completely fresh and original that movie felt in 2005. It was a superhero story, but in a very back-to-basics way where it was less about gadgets and effects than the evolution of this single character. When Marvel made Iron Man in 2008, I think they were scrambling to keep up, and were trying to make a movie in the mold of Christopher Nolan’s Batman franchise.

But then Nolan went and put out The Dark Knight and changed the game. Now I’m not saying Nolan improved the game. Iron Man is one of my favorite movies, and God knows there’s a good argument that The Dark Knight has been overpraised. But Nolan jumped from a focused origin story to a sprawling movie about an entire society. The movie is driven by the Joker and Harvey Dent and Jim Gordon and the people of Gotham. Sometimes Batman hardly seemed to be in it at all. I have some very specific issues with TDK — the death of Rachel Dawes is embarrassing, and I still have no idea what that showdown over Gordon’s son is supposed to accomplish — but there’s still so much in the movie that I like. I love that it’s a story about the systems that keep a city going, and I’m fascinated by the exploration of what happens to those systems when you throw a chaotic force like the Joker into them.

So that brings us to The Dark Knight Rises. I was expecting Nolan to put all the pieces together, but I suppose I was expecting more continuation of The Dark Knight. Instead, it feels like a return to Batman Begins. That shouldn’t bother me, because I liked that movie, too, but — I don’t know. In Bane, we’ve got an antagonist who echoes the Joker’s methods, but R’as al Ghul’s goals. And I literally had to go back to the first movie to figure out what R’as’s goals were (and honestly I’m still not sure.) The end result, I think, is to retroactively diminish the Joker’s impact as an antagonist, without bringing anything new to the table.

I could be missing something, though. Anika, you’ve been plotting Talia’s revenge for the past seven years. What do you think she and Bane are after? Or am I asking the wrong question?

Anika: Balance. Balance is what they are all after. Ra’s and Talia say it explicitly; Talia even did so under the guise of Miranda, which I appreciated. I wasn’t looking to be surprised by a Talia reveal, I wanted her to be clearly Ra’s’s daughter throughout and she was. I did have a secret hope that she was also Rachel Dawes — Marion Cotillard resembles Maggie Gyllenhaal enough for this to be plausible to me — that Ra’s had planned the whole thing from their childhood, planting a cuckoo… But I love that Talia’s backstory ends up being a mirror of Bruce’s. She was born with nothing and gained her father, wealth, and power, and he was born with everything and loses it all. Balance again.

But it extends beyond the League of Shadows. Harvey’s character basically personified balance. The Joker and Bane encouraged the masses to take control so everyone is counted in the same way. Thomas Wayne wanted to raise the whole city up closer to his level. Selina went on about the imbalances between the rich and poor. Rachel shouted that “Justice is about harmony” and it sent Bruce running for seven years.

Bane wanted to follow Talia and Talia wanted to exact revenge and finish what her father started, and if we’re to believe Alfred, it’s what the Joker wanted, too. Talia wanted to watch Gotham burn. Her goal was to level everything so it may rise again, stronger, from the ashes, like she did.

The disconnect I have is with the street brawl between Gotham’s finest and Bane’s army of miscreants. In The Dark Knight the Joker sets up the average people of Gotham with prisoners and both sides choose not to kill anyone. Not to fight. But in The Dark Knight Rises we get the GCPD plus Batman and Catwoman beating down a mob made up of a guerrilla version of the League of Shadows, a bunch of prisoners that were mistreated by the legal system under the Harvey Dent Law (whatever that is), and quite possibly some random Gothamites who decided to answer Bane’s call sometime in the five months they were under siege. And Gordon, the best of Gotham’s police force, admits to Blake that even he has been corrupted. So it’s a brawl between a spectrum of grey characters and it makes me extremely uncomfortable. Which could very well be the point and lends credence to the al Ghul goals but I don’t like it.

I think I’m just too much of an idealist for the Nolanverse.

Caroline: You know, I have to agree with you about that, which I wouldn’t have said after The Dark Knight. I’m not that much of an idealist for one thing. But even if I had been, I didn’t think that The Dark Knight was a fundamentally cynical movie. It was quite a big point in that film that the Joker is sometimes right about people, but sometimes — important times — he’s also wrong.

Here, like you say, the cops and the convicts become rival gangs, everybody trying to work within the system is tarnished, and the tarnishing is treated as justification for Robin Blake going outside of it at the ending. That frustrates me because I like the idea of Gordon as a good cop making the best choices he can in a corrupt system. Here he ends up being basically shamed and apologizing for what seems like an understandable lie. What difference does it make to Gotham how Harvey Dent died? If the Dent Act is supposed to represent some corruption of due process that allowed Gotham to clean up its streets at the price of Gordon’s integrity — well, it seems like the problem is the law, not the lie. There was a lot of that kind of thing, where the movie’s moral compass seemed to be just a bit off. Though on the other hand, I appreciated Alfred’s apology for hiding Rachel’s letter almost enough to forgive him for doing it.

Now, speaking of Rachel — I love the idea of revealing a connection between her and Talia, but that wasn’t to be. I’ve come to appreciate Rachel’s role in the first film, particularly, more and more on repeated viewings. I wonder if John Blake is here in part to fill the role that Rachel did in the first film. He’s an original-to-the-movieverse character who serves to ground Bruce and remind him where he came from. I admit I was distracted by his early scenes, wondering why his function couldn’t have been filled by Renee Montoya, the best-known uniform officer turned detective in the Batman universe. But even putting that aside, I couldn’t quite figure out where to slot him.

What did you think of Blake’s character? Good idea, bad idea? Does he do anything to fill the idealist quota for the film? (Don’t worry. Once we get done with him we can talk about Catwoman.)

Anika: I liked Blake. As soon as Bruce said “anyone can be Batman” I knew Blake was going to end up in the suit but I liked to watch his journey to it. And I think you’re right. He does fill that same purpose as Rachel, and yes he is idealistic. Seeing that it bugs me that Rachel is killed off by harsh reality and Blake is set up to fight it. But Blake’s character is driven by (and possibly consists of) his relationship to Bruce, and to Gordon, so he isn’t necessarily better served than her.

I was honestly a bit dumbstruck when Joseph Gordon-Levitt launched into a monologue to describe how he knew Bruce Wayne was Batman (how anyone didn’t know, I’m not sure since Bruce and Bats both disappeared and reappeared from public sight at the exact same time?). But by the end of that exchange I was interested in the character. I wanted him to be Robin. So I vote good idea because John Blake has the potential to be “the hero that Gotham needs”. He seems made of stronger stuff than Harvey Dent and he’s not as removed as Bruce Wayne is. Bruce is such an introvert.

Caroline: You make a good point that it’s hard to dislike Blake. He doesn’t have any notable character flaws, but he’s not obnoxious about it or unrealistically good at everything in way that makes people cry, “Gary Stu.” He’s set up to take over as Batman at the end, and he’s much more well adjusted about it than Bruce. Which, well. . .

Is that what anybody wants to see? A well-adjusted Batman? I realize there’s a point at which there’s a risk of fetishizing a character’s flaws, and I never get the point of bashing characters as boring just because they’re well-adjusted. On the other hand, there’s no point in denying that darkness is part of what draws people to Batman as a character. Blake hardly even exists as a person, except as a reflection of Bruce and Gordon. It’s hard to imagine Blake as a hero in his own movie, since he doesn’t have any apparent internal conflict — and hardly any external conflict really. He calls Bruce out on his identity and Gordon on his lie and the response is basically, “Gee, buddy, you’re right. What can we say?” I don’t see how you get even a 90 minute movie out of the guy, barring a personality transplant.

On the other hand, I’d watch an Anne Hathaway-as-Selina Kyle movie any time. Right now, can I get one right now? This doesn’t come as any shock. Anne Hathaway is in my top tier of actresses, and I’ve loved Catwoman since the Michelle Pfeiffer movie, and Selina, along with the cops of Gotham Central, was my gateway drug into the DCU. Still, it’s gratifying to see her getting such universal kudos (even from a certified nonfan of the character like you, Anika).

I might go so far to say that Hathaway’s Selina already had her own movie, because every scene she was in seemed to have dropped in from a different, livelier universe. Batman Begins had its share of laugh lines — Bale even gets most of them — but The Dark Knight is almost universally dour. TDKR threatens to repeat that, except when Selina’s on the screen. She still has her share of, “There’s a storm coming,” and “You should be as terrified of Bane as I am!” to say, but for the most part, she looks like the only person on screen allowing herself to have a good time. (I was particularly fond of the “Do those shoes hurt?” “I don’t know, do they?” exchange, punctuated by Selina basically stabbing a dude with her spike heel.)

I wouldn’t go so far to say she and Bale have chemistry, but then I keep straining to think of the last time Bale portrayed convincing sexual chemistry on screen. (For what it’s worth, I keep coming up with Jack and David in Newsies.) It does seem to liven him up, though, to have a co-star with whom he can trade banter rather than ponderous speeches. In a world where everybody seems bound and determined to exposit their own life story, if not somebody else’s, I liked that Selina’s past and circumstances retained a bit of mystery.

Anika: My husband and I came out of the movie saying “Anne Hathaway should be a superstar and if DC and WB had any sense they’d greenlight a Catwoman prequel right now”. I have no evidence DC or WB has any sense but I did enjoy Selina. I especially liked that she was looking out for her own, for downtrodden young women, because that’s something she does but not something that people know about her. My main problem with the character is how she’s most often depicted as either one half of a One True Pairing (and it’s not mine) or as a one note sex kitten bad girl with a heart of gold. Anne’s Selina had more notes. And, this is crazy (but call me, maybe — wait, no, just kidding), but because of how Bruce was portrayed I actually like them ending up together. I like the idea that they can reinvent themselves and, well, be well-adjusted-ish. I… I think I ship it. I don’t even know who I am anymore!

Except, I do. I’m the girl that likes Bruce Wayne more than Batman. I’m like Alfred so of course I can get behind Alfred’s dream. Especially after Alfred’s apology at the burial made me sob. Bruce Wayne is a control freak who thinks he knows what’s best for everyone and it is wildly out of character for him to leave Gotham and all his toys to a kid. But I think I like it because of that. If Bruce can let himself have a happy ending, and acknowledge that the kid will be better at the job because he doesn’t have all of Bruce’s baggage, if Bruce can let go and move on and be okay — well, maybe the rest of us will be. Talia used the street brawl as a distraction, maybe Nolan did, too.

Caroline: Maybe. I wasn’t sure about the ending — I liked the suggestion I read somewhere, that Selina and Bruce aren’t a couple, he’s just helping her plan a heist. For great justice, of course.

I did appreciate Alfred’s dream for Bruce — when I wasn’t getting distracted by how much it’s like Ben Affleck’s big emotional speech in Good Will Hunting –but I don’t know how I feel about the movie expecting the audience to share it. It’s not Batman or Bruce I care most about. It’s Gotham, so Bruce outside of Gotham is something I greet with a shrug. (Though I’d totally watch a movie starring Christian Bale and Anne Hathaway as ambiguously involved international jewel thieves, staging capers for great justice. Get on that, Hollywood!)

On the other hand, I don’t know what kind of ending I would have wanted. How do you put the cap on a franchise about a character whose story has been told and retold, with infinite variations, for over sixty years? If I came out of this film feeling like Batman’s story was over, then I would be disappointed.

Now. Time to start counting down to the reboot.

Q&A #165: How do you feel about retcons in comics?

In Q & A, a weekly feature of Fantastic Fangirls, we ask our staff to tackle a simple question — then open the floor to comments.

How do you feel about retcons in comics?


Anika

Excuse me while I get on my soapbox. I feel that the collective comic book industry and fandom should stop fighting the cyclical nature of comic book stories and embrace the retcon. If comics were about maintaining realism within the confines of their fantasy Peter Parker would be sixty-seven years old this year. But it taking fifty years for him to age fifteen isn’t really an issue, it’s that he’s had fifty years worth of stories and that’s too much to fit into fifteen years (and it’s closer to ten anyway). It’s too much to move forward with. Comic book continuity only goes so far, then someone gets to hit the retcon button. Sometimes it’s logical, sometimes it’s absurd, sometimes it’s welcome, sometimes it feels like a personal attack, but it always comes around again.

I would like to freeze origin stories and let everything else be a free for all. Why does there have to be a prime universe? Set limits on series instead of characters and let the creators tell the stories they want to tell: borrowing this, ignoring that, exploring the other, exploding the new. And then after that series is done, another team gets a shot to tell a whole other story. Or not! I don’t want to do away with continuations or crossovers entirely. I want to do away with whining and arguing about whether or not a retcon was “worth it” or “necessary” or “a power trip”. I want to dismantle the hierarchy of what “counts” and what’s “real”. I want there to be a comic I can hand a new reader every month.

It would take a lot of bravery to implement my plan. And a lot of trust. It’s a near impossible task. But these are stories about superheroes and things are only impossible until they’re not.


Caroline

It’s all pretend.

I say this at the risk of being extremely obvious. But. Whenever you (and my “you” includes “I,” because I do this, too) find yourself getting upset that the stories you read didn’t happen, it’s worth remembering.

It’s all pretend.

So, for me, the question of whether you like a retcon is the same as the question of whether you would have liked a story if it had been told that way in the first place. The retcon process is neutral (and in fact I often prefer an ingenious retcon to a carefully planned story). If anything, I wish comic books didn’t spend so much time on it and just basically announced, “Yes, we did it that way before. Now we’re doing it this way.”

Just ask Holly Robinson.


Sigrid

I am a mixed and hypocritical fan of retcons. To wit, I like the retcons that remember the things I agree with while forgetting or revising the things I dislike. And I scowl at retcons that accomplish the reverse.

I am a big fan of reboots, re-envisionings, and Alternate Universe takes on things, though. I really enjoyed Marvel’s Ultimate Universe. I liked many of DC’s Elseworlds. I like the baldfaced chutzpah with which X-Men comics have forty-kajillion future-alternate-possible-AUs. If establish continuity comics want to end everything and start all over every few years, I’m along for the ride.

Nothing anyone can publish in the future can take away the stories I love. And what’s new might be another thing I enjoy. So why not? Bring me your rebooted retcon re-imagining and let’s see what happens.


So what about you? How do you feel about retcons in comics?

A Fond Farewell

Loyal Fantastic Fangirls readers may remember that last summer I took an internship at Marvel Comics in the X-Men editorial office. Today, I’m here to announce that I’ve become a part of that office in a more official capacity: as a full-time assistant editor.

As you might imagine, I’m thrilled to be starting this job, and I want to extend my thanks to anyone I’ve talked to through this blog over the past four years as I shored up my comics knowledge and sharpened my ability to think critically about the medium.

Unfortunately, my acceptance of this position means that my time at Fantastic Fangirls has come to an end. Continuing to review or even make silly comments about comics would be a major conflict of interest for me in my new role. I’ll still be active on twitter (now @jenmargretsmith), and you can always e-mail me at throughthebrush@gmail.com. Caroline, Sigrid, and Anika remain some of my closest friends, and I can’t thank them enough for being a part of this crazy journey with me.

Thanks, everyone, for following my words. I hope you’ll do the same for some of the comics I’ll be working on.

Posted by Jennifer Margret Smith
Twitter: @jenmargretsmith
E-Mail: throughthebrush@gmail.com

I’m Spider-Man (And So Are You)

Posted by Anika

Marc Webb’s The Amazing Spider-Man is perfectly imperfect. To me. I’ve taken to calling it Gwen Stacy’s Shoes and I could probably write 500 words on their significance. But that would be an injustice to her character — Gwen is far more than a pair of killer boots, she’s an intelligent and proactive role model and part of a love story I can’t help but love. I read one headline that likened this film to Twilight (a romantic drama with some action tacked on the end) but it shares far more in common with Titanic (a romantic drama surrounded by action). Still, I don’t watch Titanic for the sinking of the boat, I watch it for Jack and Rose. But as Titanic is Rose’s story, The Amazing Spider-Man is Peter’s.

At the very end of the film Peter’s teacher tells the class:

“People argue there are only 10 possible plots to telling a story. I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. There is only one: ‘Who am I?’”

Whether or not you agree, the movie is certainly that plot and conveniently, the answer is the title. I find The Amazing Spider-Man near flawless up to the point where Dr. Connors infects himself. Then it becomes a thematic mess with a bunch of gimmicky supervillain nonsense punctuated by the Parkers (Peter and May) and Stacys (Gwen and Captain George) continuing to be near flawless in a regrettably flawed film. But I love it anyway because while the theme is muddled, the thesis is clear and exactly mine: we can all be Spider-Man.

Recently I was in an airport, waiting to board, and wearing a t-shirt that mimics Spider-Man’s costume. It’s a cute shirt that stands out and this one chatty (or bored) passenger also waiting to board asked me “Why Spider-Man?”. I’m not very good at small talk and the question caught me off-guard so I didn’t have a clever answer; all I could do was tell the truth.

“Because he’s a little guy who does the right thing because it’s the right thing,” I explained. “I really believe in his ‘with great power comes great responsibility’ schtick and it’s my opinion that we all have great power so we all have the responsibility to do good in the world.”

Chatty guy was a little taken aback but The Amazing Spider-Man agrees with me. We are watching Peter Parker’s story — it’s his journey through the question ‘who am I?’ — but along the way, Gwen, Uncle Ben, Aunt May, Captain Stacy, the ghost of Richard Parker, Curt Connors, the dad of a kid who was trapped in a car, and a city-ful of crane operators also act like Spider-Man. The plot is murky, the theme is confused, but this thesis is laid out again and again in the dialogue. When Uncle Ben tells Peter he looks just like his father and later that he is just like his father — and his father lived a life of moral responsibility. When Peter argues with Captain Stacy and claims that Spider-man is “just like you”. When the Lizard lays out his crazy idea to make everyone a lizard so they are all equally awesome. When Gwen compares Peter’s Spider-Man-ing to her father’s police detective-ing. When Captain Stacy asserts Peter is “not alone.” And most clearly when Peter pulls his mask off to tell a scared kid “I’m normal, just like you” and then tells the kid to put on the mask and it will make him brave.

My favorite example of this idea is the character arc of Eugene “Flash” Thompson, which just might be the most compelling who am I story in the film.

Flash is a bully. He doesn’t have to be anything else for the story to work. Flash is the bully that Peter stands up to twice; the first time he gets bruised but also Gwen’s attention and the second time he gets vindication but also Ben’s disappointment. Peter learns a lesson. But! So does Eugene. The next time we see Flash he’s trying to give Peter his condolences for the death of Uncle Ben but Peter pins him to a locker. And Flash doesn’t fight back, he doesn’t even appear angry. He says, “Feels better, right?”

Flash understands better than Gwen or Ben or anyone else why Peter reacts with violence. If he knew about Peter’s hunt for the man who killed Uncle Ben he’d understand that, too, better even than Peter. It takes Captain Stacy describing Spider-Man’s actions as a personal vendetta for Peter to realize he’s not doing what he says he’s doing. He wants to protect people from bad guys but the way he’s going about it is just another form of bullying. So he stops. And at the very end of the film Flash and Peter are friendly and Flash is wearing a Spider-Man shirt. He says it’s to catch chicks but it’s also a message that inside every bully is a Spider-Man waiting to be told how to be responsible.

As star Andrew Garfield said to a group of middle schoolers the week before the movie came out,

“I think that’s what Spider-Man always stood for. Hate doesn’t end hate. Love ends hate.”

Peter Parker isn’t a superhero because he can stick to the wall.

The Amazing Spider-Man is:

1. a flawed film filled with amazing performances.
2. an answer to the question ‘who am I?’: I’m Spider-Man (and so are you).
3. a love story.

And to me, that’s perfect.


Posted by Anika
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